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The origins of the Vancouver Canadians Beerhawker Player of the Year

Sep 08, 2007 @ 01:58 pm by HawkerRob

mcgowan_rob.jpgI’ve been asked to lay down a little history on the most famous - nay, infamous - award on the Vancouver sporting horizon, and with Dante Love earning the big prize for 2007, what better time than now to commit the legend to print?

The origins of the BHPoY date back to 1994, when we first‘made ourselves known’ to the players. Remember, April can be prettyhorrid in this town, so we spent a lot of Triple-A nights watchinggames, along with about 300 paying fans. In other words, a "BrentImlach 3000", in terms of the recorded "paid" attendance that showed upin the papers. We at first sat with the pitchers charting pitches, andwe’d shoot shit in-between innings, because we all had to be there. 

One night, it even led to a game of "Count the Fans", an Apriltradition maintained until the end of Vancouver’s Triple-A run, mostfamously played in 1996 by Will Pennyfeather and Darin Erstad, whowould shout running counts to a seated Ernie Dragan [seen below]. This may or maynot have been the same game where, in the 9th inning, Ernie, Dave andI razzed Antonio Osuna so badly, in Spanish, he walked two straightbatters and gave the C’s a victory, simultaneously earning uscredibility with the pitchers.

Eventually, we were invited to sit downin the bullpen area; since we were staff, no one seemed to mind, andthe players liked that we kept the looky-loos away using our friendlydemeanour. 

dragan_ernie.jpgAt first, it was Ernie, Jason and I. By 1994, Jason had been there5 years, me four and Ernie three; we had enough stadium presence forpeople not to object to our behaviour. We’d wait to see if we had towork, and then head down about the 3rd or 4th inning. Eventually, westarted showing up on non-scheduled days and spending the whole gamedown there. Again, no one seemed to mind, and it kept the team fromhaving to employ a paid security guard.
 
In 1995, it was the second year of the Angels. The only pitcher ofnote from that team and that bullpen was Billy Simas, who was able tothrow together a few good years in the show, after he was traded to theWhite Sox. The most approachable guy was Julian Heredia, probablybecause he didn’t know anybody, and he saw us hanging around so much.But the treat was a guy named Ken Edenfield. The Joey Newby of his day,he hated Brent Imlach and how cheap the organization was. On any chanceof a play in the corner, he was the first guy to throw his chair, notto avoid controversy but to purposely break it, because he wanted theteam to buy the ‘pen new equipment. It got so he had to be warnedagainst do that. On a lighter side, on autograph day, Ernie got him tosign one of the broken chair legs. That gave us our "in".
 

From then on we were regulars in the bullpen area. If we weren’tworking, we were hanging out. We even road tripped to Tacoma orPortland to watch the boys; they appreciated the effort, even invitingus out drinking in Tacoma a couple of times to start the season. [Thisis where the Alehouse from the road trip with Matt fits in.] 

Between1995-98, the glory years for the hawkers in Triple-A, we got to hangwith guys like Dennis Springer, Fausto Tejero, George Fabregas, BengiMolina, David Holdridge and Mark Holzemer. Plus, during warm ups, guyslike Orlando Palmeiro, Jim Edmonds and Darin Erstad would come over andsay hi. We got to know the boys quite well; at one point, Bengi wasgoing to stay with Ernie’s brother, but the day he was to move was theday he got called up.

My favourite story is from 1995. Back when I taught structuredsummer school, I used to finish about 1:00. Being single, I would just gostraight to the park, and proceed to spend the 5 hours before game timedoing my marking and prepping lessons. I’d just sit in the BBQ area andjust work. If the game started, and I wasn’t working, I’d move a tableinto the bullpen and keep working.

edenfield-ken.jpgOne sunny evening in July, around asecond inning, then-C’s pitching coach Gary Ruby came strolling down tothe bullpen. He wanted to know "what the hell" his players were doingreading in the bullpen. Ken Edenfield [seen left] shot back that "we’re helping Robmark tests!"

And, indeed, they were; I’d let the boys check out mywork, and since it was a test comparing US versus Canadian government,they felt it educational to check it out. Coach Ruby just looked, shookhis head, and went back to the dugout.

When it came to creating a Beer Hawker Player of the Year, bigDave Rowan was the first one to mention that. It was some randomcomment one day, after Orlando Palmeiro spent a whole game trying tohit us from left field, when he would tell whoever he was catching withto move on his last throw. He would do stuff like that to make sure wewere paying attention; we think it was also a sign he liked us, becauseit became like a game between us, something he’d do all the time. [Theywere just casual lobs, not bullets intended to kill.].

At that point,Dave anointed him Beer Hawker Player of the Game. A few more weeks ofwatching and appointing the ceremonial moniker led to Player of theYear, and the presentation of an end-of-year three trays of beer to theclubhouse.

It grew from there, and survived the transition from Triple-A toSingle-A, despite the fact that we don’t get to hang in the bullpenanymore. The brevity of the Single-A season prevents our getting toknow the guys all that well; there aren’t any April nights to hang outwith them in a near-empty stadium. However, I think now it means moreto the players, because many of them do not make it to the Big Dance; itbecomes another solid memory from their time as a pro athlete.

I knowfrom watching the reaction of the players to Dante Love winning onWednesday that it has come across as an award given to the guy theactual awards skip over. It’s like recognition someone actually did seethem play. In other words, Dan Hamblin might have gotten a lot ofpress, but the fans and employees also validated the efforts ofpart-timer D-Love. Even as someone pointed out that most of theSingle-A players who won got released, I was able to point out that allbut one at least got promoted and given more chances.

That brought outthe D-Love smile, and further reinforced his victory.

To Dante Love: Beer Hawker Player of the Year. See you in Kane, you magnificent bastard! (Apologies to General G. Patton)
 
And that’s the origin of the legend.

2 Comments »

  1. I really gotta say though, that when I was awarded the Beer Hawker Player of the Year Award, it was by far the coolest award to recieve. I mean there were CASES of beer stacked up 6′ tall and although it’s no “TEAM MVP” award that gets hung up in Oakland’s Minor League complex at Papago park, it’s something that can put a Highlight on a season that was marked up by ASS-HOLES in the front-office pulling stupid stunts, being cheap, and above all, forgetting why they have the complex there in the first place, “FOR US TO PLAY!” It’s no secret I hated the front-office president for acting like a Dictator, I still hate that guy and I’ll probably do my best to hit him with my car if I ever see him at a Cross-walk. I loved my time in Vancouver, I had a really hard time appreciating it while I was there, but the couple years since leaving there, I’ve come to appreciate the people (PRESIDENT NOT INCLUDED) in Canada more and more. The bat boys and their families were probably my favorite part of the whole experience, “Bubba” and “William” are just two great kids that I still keep in contact with and recieve E-mails from them and their family’s at the very least once a month. Beer Hawker Rob is probably one of the funniest people I’ve ever been around. Oz, although you’ve taken your ration of SHIT from most everybody that’s ever had their name grace the pages of “NFTN” in a non-congratulatory way, you still do a hell of a lot better job of putting guys names out there than most blogs anywhere. The families up there were great, aside from the few we won’t name, but the Macintosh & Law families are by far two of the best families t’o live with. I know the Macintosh’s have had their run-in’s with the past president and front office people, but holy-shit, you’d have to pay somebody a substantial amount of money to even pretent like that guy was tolerable. His stories about how much of a football guy he was, (HE PLAYED DIVISION 3 FOOTBALL, which is about as cool as saying, I’m the least retarded kid in special-ed).

    But to close this out, I’d really just like to thank the family’s, the Staff (again, FORMER PRESIDENT EXCLUDED), and anybody else who has anything to do with the team up there for what they do for the players, it’s not the kind of life people make it out to be and you guys do your best to help the players feel welcome.

    Thank You again,
    Newby

    P.S. If I was in the bullpen while I was in Vancouver, I would have more than broke my fair share of equipment that CHEAP-@$$ would have had to replace.

    Comment by Newby — September 9, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

  2. Glad to see both Rob and Dave back. Joey it is great to hear from you. We enjoyed our five years of volunteering because of players like Joey.
    Made itb to only three games but it’s not the same when you don’t know the players. I enjoyed Rivercats at Cheney Stadium better.
    Oz you have done a fabulous job with the Blog although I disagree with some of your comment. Keep up the greatwork

    Comment by Ken McIntosh — September 10, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

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